Monday, December 22, 2008
Three days till Christmas
Merry Christmas Possums and Peeps this wonderful Holiday season! Candy canes grace my Sock Monkey lap! No problems in my book! The Christmas Music fills the air here in our holiday home. The Temp ya'll ask here in Nashville? 9 degrees this mornin!!!!! Cold doesn't even begin to cover it! We might reach a woppin 25 drgrees today accordin to the radio. Hey Possums,Bubba's red heel smile is gonna freeze in place.
Not even an Alyce Keener can fuck up this Christmas! The Christmas spirit Is filled in our home! We are not even payin attention to her bullshit! Whatever BITCH! Mike and I don't have the funds for Christmas,so we upped our comcast movie channels for our Christmas. That was gonna be our Christmas. Low and behold the TV went out! Do ya'll think God is tryin ta tell us something? We just sit and stair at the cable box! Isn't it pretty? Has two little lights on it. Mathes the Christmas tree if ya'll ask me. We have been reduced to a log cabin Christmas and we're still blessed! Merry Christmas all around us in our need of a Christmas miracle! Everything happens for a reason,so they say. Us with our Waltons radio on a playin the Christmas tunes! And in the words of The Grinch,watch out I'm gettin my quotation marks ready....."Chritmas doesn't come from packages,boxes and bags." Maybe it's so very much more...
So I sit here with my plate of Christmas goodies! Gettin my sugar high and lovin Christmas! Mike pours himself another Christmas cocktail as his grin spreads wider than the one the Grinch has! But we are very happy and know that God has blessed us!
The pecan pies have been baked and they smell heavenly! Mike won't let me touch them until Christmas! He shore did smack my little Sock Monkey hand! I splashed his Christmas cocktail in his face and we just laughed and had a good old time! All the while Alyce Keener with a snarl on her face! We laughed and giggled knowin this fact! DEAD POODLE!@!!! And then we laughed and giggled some more!
Just look at all the Christmas stuff! Isn't it so pretty? We truely are havin a log cabin Christmas,but somehow that doesn't seem to matter. We have nothing,but our two Chihuahus and each other and that is enough for us! The blessins keep on flowin!
If we had a Christmas table this year,it would look something like this. Wine flowin from every corner! Some one screamed PATRICK from the corner,but we weren't even payin any attention to them! Not sure what was up with that,but we know it has something to do with the Bitch Keener shit. Degree deorant out on the front lawn along with a bottle of booze and waitin for the conversations to commence! And then we laughed and giggled some more! Rollin on the floor this time around! Tears streamin from our eyes as we could not contain ourselves!
The homemade Ganache bein stirred and chocolatey goodness awiats us. True,we are gonna throw it in Bitch Keeners face as the Fried Green Tomato's food fight commences in the Kitchen! Merry Christmas! Bubba