Friday, September 4, 2009
It's the Labor Day weekend sale! Just kiddin Possum's! Hope ya'll got many wonderful plans for the up and comin Holiday weekend. Red,white and blue and a little bit of rollin around in the dirt. Freedom stuff,Labor and a few sparklely stars are on the agenda. Big *poof* and all! Down at the Piggley Wiggley ya'll might even find a pound or two of ground beef on sale. Fire up the grill,cause I'm celebrating Labor! Bubba's Sock Drawer staff will be mighty hungry.
We'll meet down at the ball field where the company tent will be provided for those of ya'll Whom need to get out of the sun for a minute. Washtubs filled with ice and loaded with beer! Colas will be provided as well. Keep all arms and legs inside the vehicle at all times. Do not exit the vehicle until we come to a complete stop! Emergency exits here,here and here. Fire extingishers in the rear. (fireworks off in the distance)
So tell me again. Why am I celebratin Labor? Why can't I celebrate bein kicked back? Pop a cold one and unbutton my pants. I am American folkart ya know. Born and raised in the arts and craft period. So there ya go!
I want to celebrate out on the back pourch smokin a stoggy with a shot of whiskey with the boys. Spit in the dirt kind of stuff. The shot of the big W burnin as it goes down will make ya slap ya mama! Tears well up in ya eyes. Seconds later....ya got the look of stupid on ya face! "Feelin Groovy" as we use ta say in the day. Makes ya want ta run naked in the rain. But smooth........................................
So now ya got the funny look on ya face, and a silly grin. Bloodshot eyes are a dead give away as ya stumble over your own feet comin across the yard. I'm cool baby,Im cool. All ya got ta do is believe. Throw in a smiggin of faith and ya got yourself a whole lot of gifts.
Before I forget and some of ya'll bout bust a gut,TGIF! Yep! Today we celebrate its Friday. Knowin we got a three day weekend. We got to at least pretend we celebratin Labor. I'll go for a game of cards instead.
This is the official kick off to the weekend! HEY! Don't burn that burger! Bubba