Tuesday, January 13, 2009
Just sittin here having a pipin hot bowl of soup! To cold for any livin thing to be out on such a night. As cold as A.K. is,it won't bother her at t'all! The meanest creature alive! No more drama in 2009! It's my turn! She says! Baaa-hum bug! Hipocrit! It's from the turner side of things! And no! He doesn't deserve a capital letter for his name. She makes even the witched witch of the north,south,east and west look like pixie dust spearders! The evilest thing you fear or imagine in that one! The woman doesn't know she's under a microscope herself. Here comes the ten fold! Are ya ready? Biggest surprise she'll ever git in her miserable life! Watch out below! As the bluebird of happiness shits on your head!
She can't harm a flea. She only thinks she can. Once again she was set up. And she fell hard thinkin she can still control folks. Not true here. You have no power here! The journal is all for you. I'm gonna fuck you up with it. Mark my words bitch!
I'm afraid ya'll caught me here in my bubble bath! Tis alright,come in and sit down Possums. We Sock monkeys are quite known for our walkin around in the buff. It's quite common even to your kind. Humans that is. Ya see? Sock Monkeys have to be hand washed. We are very delicate creatures of folk art. Unravelin to horrible to mention. A quick ride in the spin cycle rings out the excess water. And there ya have it! A clean Sock Monkey. Sittin on the shelf all day,brings lots of collected dust. One gets dirty.
So the weather is turnin out to be rather cold today. I dare say it'll not get out of the 20's tomorrow. Got a pot of fresh veggie soup on the stove simmerin. Smells good! Mike just stepped into the kitchen to drop in the chicken leg quarters so they could start seasonin the porridge. Just like the man at the grocery store said,10 lbs. of chicken that we give to the dogs! And so we shall! Each and every time. Great minds think alike! The shear genius of it all. Ya'll understand.
Bein clean and everything,I settle myself by the fire.(the plug in heater.) Journal all filled up for enquirin minds. Wink,wink.
Grandma Jones is just not suitible. Nice try though.
As we stair out our window pain into the cold air that exist just outside, and watch the Christmas cactus grow. Ever so slowly. With the brew on the stove smellin ever so wonderful. The aroma of healthy goodness fills our flat to perfection. A lazy day here at 606! Love to stay home and snuggle up when it's cold outside.
The riddex thing still hasn't come yet. Really strange. I had to put a rat trap in the attic for whatever lerks in the darkness there. Like a Alfred Hitchcock movie. Just when you think your alone......
Ya'll can fill in the blanks next. I prefer it that way. No more drama in 2009 has turned out ta be the joke of the season. As for the moment,my mind draws a blank anyway.
Can't ya'll smell it? Great cold day supper! A tall glass of skim milk ta go along with it! Won't ya'll stay for supper? Whats ya'll say? Never taken supper with a Sock Monkey? Why there's a first time for everthang! Ya'll just might enjoy it. Did ya'll ever consider the possiblities? I dun told ya and told ya,2009 is gonna be a fabulous year! Please pay attention next time.
The real question is and always remains,are we gonna have snow tomorrow? It's sure feelin that way eventhough I haven't heard any weather report to support my thoughts. A union go ta meetin on the books for first thang tomorrow mornin for Mike. Sucks on a wintery blistery day. Folks can come up with more stuff ta ruin a perfectly good day off. I suppose it makes them feel in control.
There is always Sock Monkey tails afterwards. I'm sure there will be a few. Mike is always thinkin of somethin we can git into. An hour and a half of imagination time will provide the answers to all. And git paid fer it too! It's shake and bake and I helped! You have a beard,you can handle it! I'm quite sure!
Now,if ya'll will excuse me,I'm gonna soak in the tub.
Have a great Tuesday! Bubba