Saturdays grocery list

Hello poker faced Possums and nosey neighbors. Bubba here ta give the run down of our grocery list for all ta see. It seems ta be a topic everywhere I go.

1. A pound of coffee

2. Sea breeze shampoo

3. Tea bags

4. Alpo canned dog food 12 pack

5. 3 cans of tuna (for diet)

6. Head of lettuce

7. Bottle of french dressing

8. dog chewys

Let the conversations begin! And so they will. A.K. has me surrounded by jerks! She's the biggest one of them all and I don't give a shit if ya'll put that in conversations! Your conversations are the stupidest thing ya'll have ever come up with! So take your lesbian ass and shove it! For those of ya'll just tunin in...A.K. has never had a long term relationship in her life! No body wants her! Or ever has for that matter! To selfish! Addictive personality! A stocker! Ya'll can put any of it in your conversations! You loose! She still hidin under a rock cause she don't have the balls ta face us! Got children doin her dirty work! The name Shea means nothin to me ever again! If you don't have the balls ta contact me and come clean,your trash in my book! Bubba

The Secret Lives of Sock Monkeys - watch more funny videos

When was the last time ya'll seen Sock Monkey porn? I hope this link works. It's quite funny. Way ta go Justin! Thats the dude that made the movie accordin to his website.



We got down to a mere 11 degrees last night! What's a Sock Monkey ta do during this non beach weather? Icecycles hangin from this brown sock! bbbbbbrrrrr cold Possums!



Here once again are the political Sock Monkeys! Mike needs ta order one for our collection.



Been checkin out crafters online. One woman made this Sock Monkey Birthday card. Love it! I think I'll use this for my birthday party! It's comin up Possums. Mike and I will both will be the big 50 years old! We're a half a century! 50 is the new 30! Thats the word now a days. Well...we're just gonna find out.



Ya'll know Mike is a cake decorator. Found this cake photo online. Pretty good for amatuer! Just thought we'd share it with ya'll.



Carol Duvall is at it again! Sock Monkey handbag and wallet!



Ya'll gotta have one! Sock Monkey fashion always a favorite. Lets see Paris Hilton top that!LOL!


But for now,Sock Monkey's the word! Bubba

Sock Monkey news

A pleasent Sock Monkey good Mornin! How ya'll doin this cold,cold mornin? Lots goin on in the Sock Monkey world as we know it. I'm here ta give ya'll the 411! Got ta keep my Possums posted. Gives A.K. somethin ta nosey around in. But we ain't studyin her anyway! A short stubby middle finger has the answer for her. And thats all I have ta say bout that. Now that we got the skank part out of the way,we can go on to some Sock Monkey fun!
For those of ya'll whom don't know it,there are many Sock MOnkey fabrics out on the market for ya. I see those crafters mouth waterin at this very minute. I think the proper name for them is "Sock Monkey Moda". Here are a few. I'm sure there are more.







Aren't they great? As ya'll can see,One of the fabrics,I'm wearin. And what Sock Monkey would be complete without an emsemble made out of at least one of the fabrics. These all come in many colors. I'm quite sure ya'll will find many craft projects ta do with these great fabrics.



I know I have shown ya'll this dress before,but here is how it looks on a real person. I'm willin ta bet we won't see this on the red carpet anytime soon. I can't imagine what Joan Rivers would say bout it.



This here is the Japaneese Version of the Sock MOnkey. I really think someone forgot ta tell them we are suppose to be made from socks.LOL!



Ya'll have a pleasent Wednesday! Be happy ya'll don't have skank nosey'in round in your business. Bubba

Sock Monkey words

www.youtube.com/watch?v=Be0ZUGaN1lM&mode=related&search=

Good evenin Possums! Check out the Sock Monkey stand up! Really cool stuff. So I had a good day. Watched many movies! Yes,Comcast decided ta work today. They've been having technical difficulties like big time. I think they finally got it all worked out. Be sure and watch the video link I have listed up above.

The cold air has blown in from somewhere! Boy howdy! It's frickin cold outside! How cold is it ya'll ask? I see old Megan and Cat there in the back and they agree. It's so cold.....Ya'll would think my tail is Bubba on a stick! LOL!


So here I am sittin here with Monkey Love photo in the background. Photographed by Susan Johnson. Great little piece of Sock Monkey art.


Have a great Tuesday night! Bubba

2:00 A.M. in the mornin

Late night bloggin Possums! Here I am in the second newest edition to my wardrobe. I'm ready for the Paparazzi! Dressed from head ta toe in Sock Monkeys! Gotta support the brothers. Funny thing bout this paticular emsemble is.....and I ask for a drum roll........



The designer use a completely different fabric on the backside! Now ya'll know where I got my tattoo idea from. Doesn't that look really cool? My designer has another pair of pants on the drawin board. But I'll be sure ta show ya'll the new threads as they roll out of the presses. So to review the previous look;



I like ta wear some crazy dud's from time to time. Shows my versatility in the fashion world. Joan Rivers might find some of it distasteful,but at least their talkin bout-cha for months. You'll also be on the cover of every fashion magazine ever made. The coverage is awesome. Keep them guessin. Don't let'em think of ya in your tux all the time. I may be a celeb.,but I do have down time as well.



My hand puppet the past time at 2:00 A.M. in the mornin. Ya'll have a good nights sleep. SSssssshhhhhhh! Bubba

It's Monday Possums

Sock salutations,Possums. A cozy evenin at home. It's cold out. Been watchin TV as Mike has been sewin this afternoon and evenin. He's workin on some of his projects.



Yeah,that's it.....I want ta give my Valentine a Lego Keychain. (snicker) That's the quickest way to spend the night on the sofa. Alone...very alone................Just a heads up,mind you. I'm just sayin........



Enjoyin an artistic evenin at home. Mike had a 70's moment when he made me this shirt and pants. I like the vintage look anyway. Made from fabrics that Mike traded for. The starvin artist thang.


Chillin on the sofa this evenin.



For those of ya'll lookin for the instructions,this is for ya'll. So now ya'll can check out your own Sock drawers. Find that perfect set of socks and go ta town makin Sock Monkeys. Ya know ya want one. So be creative on a cold evenin.



Ya'll can make your Sock Monkey look like Wonder Woman if ya want to. Or ya'll can go to this site and buy your own Superhero. Superhero sock Monkeys is what's called. The site is awesome,so be sure ta stop in and take a look around.



Have a good Monday. Bubba

Howdy ya'll

Good afternoon Possums! Sittin here with my bean bags. Really craft beads to use the same way as we did beans back in the 60's. Little round plastic pellets. Bean bags that will be here for hundreds of years! Antique bean bags one day. Bean bags can be a really cool thing. Mike's been jugglin them,or tryin to anyway. He made several other bean bags last night.



Here they all together. Don't ya'll love the bright colors? Think Geek! Collect a bean bag! LOL! We were just having fun last night. I'm sure there will be many conversations bout that subject. That'll make all the more fun!



Batman shot! Like in the olden days with Adam West. POW! BAM! PUNCH! LOL! A mere flashback Possums. We baby boomers are screwed up people.



Ready for some more Sock Monkey websites?

http://www.sockmonkeylady.com

http://home.inreach.com/marthac/craftl.html

http://monkeytown.typepad.com

http://www.spockmonkey.com/

Happy Friday! Bubba