Rainy Mondays don't get me down

Well.....Good Mornin Possum's! Didn't I tell ya I was gonna sit in the coffee pot like a hot tub? Set that thang into perkulate And all your troubles vanish! All is right with the world! I must start by sayin that the high today is only gonna be about 48 degrees. Down ta freezin tonight! Bbbbbbrrrrrrrr cold Possum's! Rain out here in Nashville. I'll sit by the tree all day and watch the lights twinkle. An ocassional glance down at the big present in the corner with my name on it. I'm just sayin! (chewin gum smack!*!!) I could just go stand naked in the refrigerator and run back and get into my coffee pot to warm up.....Or......I could cut stars out of construction paper....Don't even ask bout glitter and a Sock Monkey.....not pretty. Mike gets tttttt-ed off! **Wink***





Don't-cha just love all the Christmas music on the radio? Ole Bubba's been feelin pretty jolly. Don't make me dip my candy cane in your coffee and stir! Looks like tonight will be spent with a good Christmas movie and a cup of hot chocolate. We get to Christmas all month! And Christmas we will! I want to lay down on the floor and roll myself up in wrappin paper! Can I help it if I like Christmas?




I guess I had better get out of the coffee pot now. Ya'll have a great day and thank ya for stoppin bye. Bubba

Hello Monkey Mama

Howdy do and a Merry Christmas to ya'll! Thanks for your comment Monkey Mama! As ya'll can see I am startin off my Christmas season right hangin round the giraffe's neck! We don't rightly know where he came from,but he just wondered in and we kept him.

In answer to your question Monkey mama, My human Mike is the 50 year old. I'm only 45 years old. I am considered to be vintage. Aged as a good cheddar cheese and the perfect glass of wine. Did I forget to mention someone popped the cork! LOL! And I Bubba,came pourin out on the ground! A little moldey as vintage goes.

The trees all decorated and the stockings are hung by the chimney (plug in heater) with care. Non stop Christmas music a playin on the radio and the presents wrapped and under the tree. Who needs black friday? Puter baby! A place ya'll don't have to go outside and smoke! Right in the comfort of your very own home! Just pour yourselves a glass of whiskey,point and click! BAM!!!! Your done! I know what ya'll are thinkin. What about the serious specials? Well? What about them? I turned over and got way more sleep than those of ya'll whom got up at 4:00 A.M.! I didn't have to stand in any long lines ta do so either. Just point and click! It's the wave of the future! Ya'll can fight it or ya'll can rock out to it!

Yep! It's true! It's begginin ta look a lot like Christmas.



Sssshhhhh! This is my practice shot at seein Santa! I'm gonna catch him this year! I wanta ride in his sleigh with him this year! I try every year,but end up fallin asleep.

Hope everyone had a great Thanksgivin! I know I did! Happy Holidays! Bubba

Oh happy day

Oh happy day Possum's! Fall is here and it's cold out today. They are callin for our first frost tonight! The crochetin is goin quite well and folks love to inmitate me with all that's goin on in my life! flatterin I must say! All the quote'in and shit! Let me point out the shark photo in an earlier post.

Looks to be a wonderful day inside the Sock Drawer. As ya'll can see I already have a new outfit. Mike was up early this mornin and decided I needed some new clothes. Out came the machine and went to work. With a bitchin CEO and a 8 ball,the slinky was workin it! I'll be a crocheted hat with a flower on it! And here it is! Show him some vintage fabric and the sewin machine is smokin! 10 minutes later I was ready for an outtin!

Off ta Cheekwood for a Scarecrow outtin! Mighty cold day for it. Ya'll know I'll be the photo subject of the fall happenin! So all ya'll copy kats head on out ta see what ole Bubba's up to. We'll have a bitchin time! I'll be watchin for ya'll.

Looks ta be a homemade veggie soup day! The weather just calls for it!! That's what Grandpa says is for supper. I know ya'll will bring that up a million times this week as well. keeps us laughin here in the Sock drawer. Got a game board in mind for just this occasion. Everytime ya'll pull it,i'll move a game piece forward. Creatin is our game.

Have a great Saturday! Bubba

The Tuesday madness

Things are goin so well here in the Sock Drawer! Mike and I have been workin on my Halloween costume. I'll not reveal it until Halloween day! So don't even think about askin what I'm gonna be! Now we need ta think of the way I want to carve my pumpkin. That'll come like a walk in the garden.

The crochetin thang is goin pretty well. it gets bigger and bigger! We're not really sure what it is yet. I call it the crocheted blob! Mike doesn't have a clue what he's doin but its all bout the journey. Havin fun! The crafts have been flyin round here. Tis great when ya got the time to fiddle with it! And time is the greatest thing that has been given to us here in the last eight or so weeks! Wwwwwooooo-wwwhhoooooooo! So run and tell that! Big ole shit eaten grin and a birdie finger! It's clear as the news paper on the wall! *wink*

Have a great Tuesday! Bubba

Sharks in the water

Ever feel like the sharks are out ta getcha on Monday mornins Possum's? It's either that or lyin,deceivin Preacher named A.K.! Their pretty much the same. But anyway, the weather has turned off cold here in the south. The country music strummin fingers are froze for sure! But the world keeps spinnin round and round! Because you can't stop the beat!

The world is a bright new shiney place every mornin even if it is overcast. Great day in the mornin! The biggest howdy from The Sock Drawer I can muster on Monday mornin! The coffee pot is a brewin up a big ole cup of JO as we speak. Light your flavored candles and fill the bubble bath! Wwwooooo-wwhhooooo! Splash goes the Sock Monkey! Splish splash I was taken a bath! I'll need a cigarette after all that.

It's a brand new week with lots goin on! I'll not tell ya whats on the drawin board just yet. It'll be a big ole surprise! Not ta worry Possum's,it'll be a walk in the park. With a shark. Savannah Jane better get her walkin shoes tied up cause the shark has got a lot for her ta say to me! Hey Mama welcome to the 60's! Where you been?

All of lifes answers can be found along the old road. Or ya'll can just dance a jig down the yellow brick road or ya can just sing Sir Elton John's version. The choice is yours ya know. I store my nuts in a sock for the winter. I have to fill the log all the way up to the top.

Have a great Monday! Bubba

Peekin at the city

Good Sunday mornin Possum's! Ain't it cold out? What the hey?! As I fire up the heat this mornin to take the chill out of the air inside the Sock Drawer. Get myself the hottest cup of coffee I can find! Come ta think of it,I'll just sit in the coffee pot itself as I were sittin in a hot tub! Sure it'll stain my sock,bit I'm already old lookin anyway! What's a few more stains?

Pull a tooto out of my ass and dance around the heatin unit! Fall time has arrived in full swing here in Nashville. Pumpkins and mums everwhere! The warm fall colors are a sight to behold. Scare crows poppin up around every corner. Spook houses preparin for their big openins. Halloween is on it's way! Listen...Ya'll have a great Sunday while I go run naked in the cold ya hear? Bubba

Is it the New Years Pumpkin

Good evenin one and all Possum's! Looky here! Seems I got my Pumpkin! If ya'll remember last year,I saved it for New Years day pumpkin. Twill it be this year? Maybe........we'll just have to wait and see.

Had a great storm today! Not like the travel tornato in the Outter Zone. Only DG can muster those. That and her evil sister. She'll send the flyin monkeys after ya'll! The mystic man says the gray Gail does not exist. Only a story. It's clearly written in Bridget Jones diary. Mark is her one and only witness.

Bubba