Monday, November 30, 2009
A cold Monday evenin
Sittin here tippin back a cold one Possum's. Cold and wet outside. Nice and warm in the Sock Drawer.
Don't make me go all thunder and lightnin with my three headed self on your ass!
Happy Holidays! Bubba
Rainy Mondays don't get me down
Well.....Good Mornin Possum's! Didn't I tell ya I was gonna sit in the coffee pot like a hot tub? Set that thang into perkulate And all your troubles vanish! All is right with the world! I must start by sayin that the high today is only gonna be about 48 degrees. Down ta freezin tonight! Bbbbbbrrrrrrrr cold Possum's! Rain out here in Nashville. I'll sit by the tree all day and watch the lights twinkle. An ocassional glance down at the big present in the corner with my name on it. I'm just sayin! (chewin gum smack!*!!) I could just go stand naked in the refrigerator and run back and get into my coffee pot to warm up.....Or......I could cut stars out of construction paper....Don't even ask bout glitter and a Sock Monkey.....not pretty. Mike gets tttttt-ed off! **Wink***
Don't-cha just love all the Christmas music on the radio? Ole Bubba's been feelin pretty jolly. Don't make me dip my candy cane in your coffee and stir! Looks like tonight will be spent with a good Christmas movie and a cup of hot chocolate. We get to Christmas all month! And Christmas we will! I want to lay down on the floor and roll myself up in wrappin paper! Can I help it if I like Christmas?
I guess I had better get out of the coffee pot now. Ya'll have a great day and thank ya for stoppin bye. Bubba
Sunday, November 29, 2009
Hello Monkey Mama
Howdy do and a Merry Christmas to ya'll! Thanks for your comment Monkey Mama! As ya'll can see I am startin off my Christmas season right hangin round the giraffe's neck! We don't rightly know where he came from,but he just wondered in and we kept him.
In answer to your question Monkey mama, My human Mike is the 50 year old. I'm only 45 years old. I am considered to be vintage. Aged as a good cheddar cheese and the perfect glass of wine. Did I forget to mention someone popped the cork! LOL! And I Bubba,came pourin out on the ground! A little moldey as vintage goes.
The trees all decorated and the stockings are hung by the chimney (plug in heater) with care. Non stop Christmas music a playin on the radio and the presents wrapped and under the tree. Who needs black friday? Puter baby! A place ya'll don't have to go outside and smoke! Right in the comfort of your very own home! Just pour yourselves a glass of whiskey,point and click! BAM!!!! Your done! I know what ya'll are thinkin. What about the serious specials? Well? What about them? I turned over and got way more sleep than those of ya'll whom got up at 4:00 A.M.! I didn't have to stand in any long lines ta do so either. Just point and click! It's the wave of the future! Ya'll can fight it or ya'll can rock out to it!
Yep! It's true! It's begginin ta look a lot like Christmas.
Sssshhhhh! This is my practice shot at seein Santa! I'm gonna catch him this year! I wanta ride in his sleigh with him this year! I try every year,but end up fallin asleep.
Hope everyone had a great Thanksgivin! I know I did! Happy Holidays! Bubba
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